Barr Lays An Egg?
AG William Barr promises the 400-page Mueller report will be released this coming Thursday, just in time for a long Easter Weekend. It promises to be a black egg.
Word on the street is that the Attorney General’s office ran out of black markers, and that the new redacted version will contain almost 14 pages of words like ‘the’, and ‘an’.
“Like the President’s taxes, much of the report is too complicated for the average reader.”