The Bristol Right

The incident report has been released, and it could not be any better. The Palin slug-fest to celebrate Todd’s birthday had all the drama and excitement of the best “Cops’ episode, and more. Bristol got swing. Track he jamming. There was bling-bling, Alaska style (a limo so you can drink your tits off). Finally, an ex-Governor, and stalwart of the religious right, to mediate the drunken brawl. Yes, family values goes better with rum, but vodka will do. What ever. Just pour me another. Goddam lame-stream media…

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