Much happened yesterday, and none of it very good. The election is getting closer, and the President is casting his net with outrageous bait for the little fishes.
Congress grills the new robber barons
Said barons did not look too worried. Opening statements by both sides guaranteed that no one would be watching the Q and A. The only sector in the economy that is doing well is Silicon Valley, and yes, they are monopolies in every sense of the word. Successful ones. Right now, success is a good thing. Don’t look for much to happen.
Rep. Louie Gohmert catches the clap
Just kidding, he caught the coronavirus. He blames it on his mask. That is a first. Louie is a star in the GOP firmament, shining brightly along with the likes of Matt Gaetz, Doug Collins, and Jim Jordan. Hard to believe they get reelected, eh?
Donny flies away
To Texas, without Louie Gohmert. Another rally-op-fund-raiser that did not include social distancing or masks. The oil and gas industry opened their wallets for this event, and considering the state of that sector, they surely had to dig deep. Not to worry, expect a healthy hike in gas prices in the near future.
Donny attacks NATO
Putin is sending arms to Afghanistan, and paying bounties for good kills, meaning our troops. Donny remarks in an interview that we sent arms to Afghanistan too! So there!
Donny attacks dark skin
“People have worked all their lives to get into a community, and now they’re going to watch it go to hell…” -Donny
When Joe Biden becomes President, Donald Trump predicts an assault on suburbs. There will be no police, and the inner city gangs will move to the suburbs. Low income housing will spring up, and barbecues in the back yard will be accented by drive-by shootings.
Donny won’t discuss bounties with Vladdy
He’s had many opportunities, but the subject of Russia paying bounties for our kid’s lives has never come up. It never reached his desk, and it could be fake news!
Donny gets a second opinion
Unwilling to admit that he was wrong, the President found a group of people who agree with him that hydroxychloroquine is effective against Covid-19. The group’s leader also believes that alien DNA is being used in vaccines to drive people away from religion. Are you sitting down? She also insists that infertility is the result of having sexual dreams with witches and demons.
On the other hand, Madonna likes her, so there’s that.
“The Truth will set us all Free! But some people don’t want to hear the truth. Especially the people in power who stand to make money from this long drawn out search for a vaccine Which has been proven and has been available for months. They would rather let fear control them and let the rich get richer and the poor and sick get sicker. This woman is my hero 🙏🏼 Thank you Stella Immanuel.” -Madonna
A material, a material, a material, a material world….