College Drop-Out Scott Walker Drops Out

We are still trying to figure out how he caught on in Wisconsin. Same as how Jeb caught on in Florida, perhaps. The rich are yellow-dog republicans, and the poor feel screwed by the the other poor.

Walker is rumored to be in talks with Rick Perry on a deal to start a bridge club, but they are keeping this under wraps until at least two more hopefuls get their hopes dashed.