James Comey will continue to serve as the Director of the FBI, as per the Trump Administration. In addition to remaining in his position, he will also be given a raise, and additional perks:
- A lifetime golf membership at any Trump course.
- A 60″ UHDTV
- A Porsche
- A Medal of Freedom
- A Friend of Russia medal
- Free tickets to the Miss Universe contest
- A condo at Trump Tower
Comey’s dedication to freedom and liberty may also make him eligible for a statue on the Mall.