Licking lenses? Some new fetish that is all the rage in Washington? What ever happened to sucking toes? Gone are the days of throwing camera folks to the ground and ripping the film out of their camera. Now a slimy libertarian tongue to the lens must suffice. Remember Lyndon LaRouche followers, all pissed off, and in the face of everyone they thought was after their candidate? Will this election bring out that group of people that turn elections into cult worship, with their brown shirts and talk of saving America? Too late. They have been on social media for years.
In truth, we are glad the aide did not suck the cameraman’s toes. This race is just starting. Let our stomachs harden to political realities before the players start moving to first base.
This from Dead State: