Members of the elite Trump University Cheerleading Squad announced that they would be disbanding effective immediately.
“We were promised world-class training, and uniforms. We got neither. Just a piece of paper saying that we have graduated, and were professional cheerleaders,” said one member of the squad.
“I paid a lot of money to come here, and left a promising pole-dancing career. I got more training at the strip clubs.”
“It’s really a shame. I mean, they promised us the moon. We were told that we would work with other like-minded top cheerleaders. You know that two members of the squad are really men? And there never was a football team. I can’t believe it.”