Trump’s One-Week Campaign

It was the worst of times, it was the shortest of times. The Donald stepped in ka-ka in the shortest time since any candidate in memory. Why, he’s only been on the national stage, what, a week? Two? In that time the other clowns in the car have barely whimpered. Not Donald Trump. The mouse has roared.
The Donald is well-known for one-upping his gaffs with one that is even more astounding. What next? Stealing a vets prosthesis? Will he cancel his Wounded Warrior contribution and return the blanket?
Meanwhile the DNC should be scrambling to save The Donald’s candidacy. He is, after all, the second-best weapon they have.

Speak!